It was only a few days ago that America watched Brooks Forester turn around and walk out that door on The Bachelorette. And while some of you are still “you’re not welcome anymore,” since he was the one who tried to break us with Desiree Hartsock, it seems that now he’s back, from outer space — and his face (and that look upon it) are all up in Chris Harrison’s dating app At First Sight.
But even though we once thought we could never live without him by our side, we’ve grown strong and learned how to get along without his Forester fire around for the cold, cold nights. So, what the rose is he doing on AFS? Just being hilarious, we think.
His buddy Tyler uploaded a couple videos to the app, and on one of them Brooks is prominently and excellently featured. “How’s the weather where you are? Bright, sunny, 80 degrees, with a chance of Brooks Forester,” Tyler’s lead-in hams.
Then the camera switches over to a tank top-clad Brooks, who straight-faced says, in his best take on bitter, “Hey, if you’re looking for a guy who apparently has commitment issues, can’t articulate his feelings, and gets emotional during relationships then... Tyler’s your guy.”
On the Season 9 After the Final Rose, Brooks got flack from Des and Chris Harrison for his flubby eterntiy-long exit. As fans (and haters, who have broken all their TVs with projectile objects) remember, Brooks arrived for his 1-on-1 date with Des in Antigua during the Season 9 Overnight Dates, only to tell her that he wasn’t in love with her, would not be in love with her, and did not want to be there. And then he sat there and listened to her cry for about three quarters of the episode. It was awkward. But we survived.
If Brooks was up for meeting on a dating site, would you give him a shot?
Source: At First Sight