Bruce Jenner Gets A Malibu Bachelor Pad! Are He And Kris Divorcing?
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Bruce Jenner Gets A Malibu Bachelor Pad! Are He And Kris Divorcing?

There’s trouble in paradise Calabasas for Bruce and Kris Jenner!

The heads of the Kardashian/Jenner clan were at each other’s throats on the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and it’s not doing those divorce rumors any favors.

Kris is trying to loosen up her rigid house rules and let Bruce have a little fun. But then he had some of his buddies over, and it doesn’t go very well. They were laughing and flying model helicopters (like you do) and the noise nearly made Kris explode. Then Bruce dug himself in even deeper when he interrupted Kris’ massage. Oh, the humanity!

After massage-gate 2013, Bruce and Kris start hashing things out. Kris wants peace, Bruce wants privacy, and Kris finally tells him to hit the road!

“You can go get a man-cave,” she told Bruce. “You and your ping-pong table and your dog can go have a great time. Your helicopter friends, you can all go find a little getaway that you can go relax at.”

But even though it was Kris’ idea, she seemed surprised that Bruce took her up on it. Almost immediately, Bruce started looking for rental places, and found himself a nice little place in Malibu to call his own.

“At first I thought getting my own place, that’s absolutely crazy,” Bruce told the KUWTK cameras, “Now I’m thinking about it, you know, it might not be a bad idea.”

But the Kardashian and Jenner kids think differently.

“My dad is trying to convince me that this is a healthy thing and a good thing, but I don’t really believe that,” said a visibly upset Kylie Jenner. Khloe also freaks out a little when she hears the news, and asks her mom what’s going on.

“It’s mutual,” Kris explains. “We need a break, so we don’t kill each other.”

Khloe gets super judgy-wudgy about the choice, and thinks that Kris and Bruce are just opening the door to divorce with this separation.

Is Khloe right, are Bruce and Kris on the road to splitsville? It sure looks bad, when Bruce is over in Malibu playing ping-pong in the living room and enjoying the bachelor lifestyle. But back home in Calabasas, Kris is starting to get lonely. It turns out, she actually misses Bruce!

Kris heads to Malibu to bring her husband home, and they lived happily ever after. Well, they lived happily together at least until dinner time, when Kris dressed up and made Bruce a lovely dinner. As for ever after? Only time will tell!