Carlton Gebbia: Joyce Giraud’s Voice Is a “Continuous, Inaudible Buzz”
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Carlton Gebbia went searching for alcohol at Kim Richards's party, even though Kim is sober. Now, Calrton explains whether she regrets this.
"Joyce saying 'This is not the place to go for fishing for booze' — really, there's such a thing?" Carlton writes in her Bravo blog. "I've not heard that one before. So the beer behind the bar that the bartender offered is not considered alcohol? Wow, your wisdom is uncanny."
"Before you condemn me, please understand I do have friends who are sober who hosts parties where they do serve alcohol — and as far as I understand it from Kim herself, she's OK to be around it, as all of us have had a drink around her," Carlton continues.
Carlton also explains her actions at Lisa Vanderpump's dress donation event. "I walked over to Joyce [during her argument with Brandi Glanville], not to 'defend' but just to try and get an understanding of where her head is at and why the constant barrage of irresponsible labels," Carlton writes.
"Then, all of a sudden, [Joyce is] off and running," she adds. "I am back in the Twilight Zone. Her mouth is going a million miles an hour and any kind of noise coming out just sounds like one continuous, inaudible buzz. All I can focus on is her mouth moving at a rapid rate like one of those tightly wound-up sets of chattering teeth."
Do you think Carlton was right to look for booze? And do you think Joyce was out-of-line at Lisa's?