Best Castle Quotes from Season 4, Episode 10, ''Cuffed'': ''I Didn't Say Funny, I Said Kinky''

Castle Season 4, Episode 10, “Cuffed” certainly did not disappoint. Even with catastrophe looming around every corner (a creepy caged woman, a flesh-hungry tiger?), the 12th precinct knows how to handle all the adversity: with a dollop of good humor. (Read our full recap of Castle's midseason finale here!)

10. Richard Castle: Don’t wanna state the obvious, but we’re kind of joined at the hip here.

True story.

9. Castle: I saw a camera in the lobby
Esposito: It’s a dummy
Lanie: ... It’s not the only one

Hell hath no fury like a medical examiner scorned.

8. Castle: Kinky.
Kate Beckett: Castle, it’s not funny.
Castle: I didn’t say funny, I said kinky.

Big, big difference.

7. Beckett: Aren’t seedy motels kind of the standard?

Touche!

6. Castle: No, but if I were writing a book, this is where bad things would happen.

And this is why he's a best-selling author.

5. Castle (talking about what they’re missing): ...And my phone. I just renewed my contract.
Beckett: Will you quit joking?
Castle: Hey. Do I begrudge you and your coping mechanisms?

Some of us watch Castle on repeat ... so what?

4. Beckett: I think we were drugged.
Castle: I think so too. And not the good kind.

Don't do (the bad kind of) drugs, kids.

3.Beckett: Lift up my top.
Castle: I think you might still be under the influence, but OK.

She did give permission.

2. Beckett: What was so special about our victim that made the killer want to erase his identity? [pause] Don’t say spy... or mob hit.
Castle: Mob hit of a spy?

Oh, she knows him so well.

1. Beckett: They both wanna be together but neither of them wants to admit to it.
Castle: Ugh. Why do people do that to themselves?
Beckett: Maybe they just don’t see it.
Castle: How could they not? It’s so obvious.

So ... so ... obvious!!

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