Castle

Monday’s all-new Castle did not disappoint in the quotes — or the cute — department. After everything they’ve been through, the 12th precinct knows all-too-well how to handle drama: with a dollop of good humor.

Check out the top quotable moments from Castle Season 4, Episode 14, “The Blue Butterfly.”

10. Lanie/Ms. Sinclair: I mean, he’s a helluva smoocher and all, but dammit girl, is this yum-yum really worth it?

Ms. Sinclair points out the obvious.

9. Castle/Joe: What was I thinking? This dame was trouble on two legs.

We’re just glad he didn’t say four.

8. Ryan: Maybe clothes aren’t the only things they’re laundering.

Although one does smell slightly better than the other

7. Castle: I can’t give you anything but love.
Beckett: Excuse me?

You heard the guy

6. Castle: If you want a beginning, a middle, and an end, I have 27 novels you can choose from.

And just about that many ex-lovers.

5. Castle: Why am I narrating?

It’s only fitting for a crime writer

4. Beckett: Did you just say Kate? Are you picturing the PI as you and me as the gangster's moll?
Castle: What?! No!

Castle gets caught in the act.

3. Beckett/Vera: He’s the cream in my coffee.

1940s compliments were so much more sincere.

2. Castle/Joe: If I’m anything, I’m discrete.

Joe, maybe. Castle? Never!

1. Castle/Joe: You should see what my face did to the other guy’s fist.

Har har