Quotes

Sometimes all you need in the world is a good laugh — and this week’s episode of Castle didn't miss a beat in that department! Here are our picks for the top quotes from Season 5, Episode 11: “Under the Influence.”

12. Esposito: Dude, nobody says bling anymore. Try shine.

Does Webster’s know this?

11. Beckett: Where’s the host?
Castle: Forget the host....

Monday’s all-new Castle didn’t let us down. It was chock-full with hilarious encounters, fiery comebacks and enough awkward moments to last us…well, until next week at least. From the reappearance of Meredith to a murder used to cover up a planned escape, Season 5, Episode 10: “Significant Others” made us laugh and cringe all at the same time. It was so good,...

Castle, Season 5, Episode 9: “Secret Santa” might have missed the mark on the mistletoe incident (somehow, we’ll recover), but there certainly wasn’t a shortage of holiday-themed puns, jokes, and all-round fun quotables. Even Scrooge would have cracked a smile — minus the whole dead Santa falling from the sky and corrupt mortgage-lending fiasco. But Castle and...

This week’s Castle episode had it all: a dinner from hell, a dead priest, and our dynamic duo on the run from the Irish mob. What more could you ask for? Maybe a little more Caskett lip-locking? That’s just our suggestion. But one thing that wasn’t lacking was the number of one-liners and zippy zingers that we have come to know and love about Castle.

And without further...

Between Rick Castle's incessant flirtation with the cameras and Ryan and Esposito's nonstop attempts to one-up each other, "Swan Song" was chock-full of clever quips and witty one-liners. It was nearly impossible to narrow down the brilliant musings to a small handful, but we somehow managed — and the result is music to our ears!

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