Last nights Castle was sort of like an episode of The Lottery Changed My Life, where people suddenly come into millions of dollars and just as suddenly spend it all on platinum toilets. In this case, there was also a murder, a butler, and a few wisecracks. Read on!
7. Esposito (on the real lotto winner): He was an old man dying of, like, six different things.
This reminds us of our obituary...