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You often wish Castle boss, Andrew Marlowe, would auction off a Writer For a Day prize at some event, so you could rewrite some of these scenes, right? We thought so. Sadly, we just have to settle for the rewrites in our heads because sometimes things just aren’t right.

Here are our biggest WTF moments from Castle Season 5, Episode 13: “Recoil.”

It’s here, it’s finally here! We’ve been asking ourselves for forever (OK, since the start of Season 5 really) when the heck Beckett was going to have a true showdown with Senator Bracken, and we hope tonight’s the night. Someone needs to rough that guy up a little, and if Beckett somehow doesn’t do it, in the name of Johanna Beckett and a future baby Caskett...

Castle-itis symptoms including skipping for joy on Mondays, solving the whodunit within the first 15 minutes, and inserting the words "Caskett" and "Esplanie" into random conversations with strangers. It's OK. This is just our version of the new normal.

But every so often, we tilt our heads, do a double take and go "huh?" And thus, we have our Top 3 WTF moments of the week.

3. Magic Mike,...

Castle might be taking a short hiatus for the holidays, but we’re still cracking up over some choice moments in this week’s episode, “Secret Santa.” While Castle and Beckett were swept up by the pressures of the most wonderful time of year, the rest of the 12th precinct provided us with the funniest moments.

Check out our top laugh-out-loud picks from Castle...

Castle’s Christmas-y return Monday is all but jolly as someone dressed as Santa Claus literally falls from the sky and is found dead in the snow. Enter, Beckett and the troupes who investigate the case and discover Kris Kringle wasn’t as nice as he seemed.

We only know a few tidbits about the ep (hello, spoilers?), but what we do know is that finding Santa’s assassin...