Update (April 16, 2014):

Kate Upton actually loves her body so jealous ladies, take a breather. The 21-year-old model is denying she said she wanted a smaller front. "I actually didn't ever say that," she told Australia's 2Day FM radio station. "Yeah, no, I never said that"

Kate then explained how she actually feels. "I would say that I think all women feel sometimes they don't have life perfect, sometimes they don't feel their best. But I love my body. I always feel incredibly grateful for what I have, but there's times when all women don't feel their best."

Good point, Kate! Glad you're feeling great.

Original story (April 13, 2014):

We must say, some people's problems don't seem quite as bad as other people's. Indeed, Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton presumably owes much of her success to her, uh, considerable assets. But she says now that she wishes her breasts were actually a lot smaller. Please try to keep your eye-rolling to a minimum.

Kate, 21, tells British publication The Sun that she is envious of women with smaller curves. "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life, as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs," Kate laments. 

"Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up," Kate — who is currently dating baseball star Justin Verlander  continues about her breasts. "If [only] I could just take them off like they were clip-ons."

She says she wishes at least twice a day for smaller breasts, and she points out that Cameron Diaz  whom she co-stars with in the upcoming film, The Other Woman  has her ideal body. 

Granted, we suppose Kate could always get them reduced surgically if they were a real nuisance. By the way, that sound you just heard was every man in America yelling "Nooo!" in unison.

Are you surprised that Kate wishes she had smaller breasts?

Sources: 2Day FMThe Sun via Page Six

Credit: NDN Photo: Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Breasts (VIDEO)