Gwyneth Paltrow has just released her annual GOOP Holiday Gift Guide, and though the blonde starlet bemoans herself as “overwhelmed” and a holiday “disaster” that is clearly not the case. Gwyn has compiled an in-depth gift guide of all her Christmas favorites.

And in true GOOP fashion, purchasing Gwyn’s entire list of gifts will only set you back $23,066.92 (per E! Online’s diligent calculations.)

The celebrity mom makes sure to include what gifts her two kids are hoping for this year. As it turns out, her daughter, Apple, 9, is hoping for an iPod 5 (we’re really trying not to make a joke about Apple products), a Lifeproof case “so I can take it underwater,” and a Kipling rolly backpack.

Apple’s little brother, Moses, 7, has some more unique choices. He wants Skylanders SWAP Force toys, an acoustic guitar, and — wait for it — a hamster. Oh, “and, pretty much everyone wants a rainbow loom,” he writes.

Come Christmas morning, we expect Apple will pack up her clothes in a rolly backpack and head off to a pool to listen to music while swimming. And Moses can channel his inner rock star by putting on a guitar concert. We’re sure his action figures would love to attend. Oh, and when the concert is over, his new hamster can snuggle up in a cute little blanket Moses made on his rainbow loom.

That sounds like quite the eventful family Christmas to us!

Sources: GOOP’s Holiday Gift GuideE! Online

Beth Douglass is an Associate Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. She's our resident Glee expert and loves celebrity kids. Follow her on Twitter and Google+!