What a strange life Chris Brown has had so far—and he's still only 24.

CB talked with The Guardian about his music career, his reputation, "the Rihanna incident," and he also opened up about his sex life.

He said he lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl in Virginia who was 14 or 15. "Yeah, really. Uh-huh," he said as, The Guardian reports, he grinned and chuckled. "It's different in the country." (Chris, by the by, was born in a a small Virginia town called Tappahannock. Population at the time: just around 2,000.)

Chris explained he grew up with male cousins who watched so much porn that he was primed for sex at even the early age of eight. "By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I'm saying? Like, girls, we weren't afraid to talk to them; I wasn't afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it."

Please don't say that's an argument for boys (or girls) to start having sex that young, Chris. 

Anyway, the R&B artist didn't want to say how many women he's slept with at this point. "But you know how Prince had a lot of girls back in the day?” he said. “Prince was, like, the guy. I'm just that, today. But most women won't have any complaints if they've been with me. They can't really complain. It's all good."

Now we want a shower.

Sources: The Guardian, Gossip Cop