In today's installment of "Would You Rather," it's reality TV goddess Kim Kardashian versus Teen Mom-turned-porn star Farrah Abraham — which brunette bombshell would you rather call your bestie? And no, "neither" is not an option!
This is an important decision, so let us help you weigh the pros and cons.
Pro: She can afford to pay for every lunch date.
Con: The paparazzi will likely take pictures of you stuffing your face.
Pro: She has the cutest 4-year-old daughter ever.
Con: She'll probably ask you to wax her 4-year-old daughter's unibrow.
Pro: She's engaged to Kanye West!
Con: She's engaged to Kanye West...
Pro: Oh, screw it, just vote below.