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In today's installment of "Would You Rather," it's reality TV goddess Kim Kardashian versus Teen Mom-turned-porn star Farrah Abraham — which brunette bombshell would you rather call your bestie? And no, "neither" is not an option!

This is an important decision, so let us help you weigh the pros and cons.

Kim Kardashian

Pro: She can afford to pay for every lunch date.
Con: The paparazzi will likely take pictures of you stuffing your face.

Farrah Abraham

Pro: She has the cutest 4-year-old daughter ever.
Con: She'll probably ask you to wax her 4-year-old daughter's unibrow.

Kim Kardashian

Pro: She's engaged to Kanye West!
Con: She's engaged to Kanye West...

Farrah Abraham

Pro: Oh, screw it, just vote below.

Lindsay Dreyer is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment and our resident Teen Mom expert. Follow her on Twitter and on Google+!