Chris Harrison isn't just a businessman. He's a business, man. Not only does this professional cupid host our favorite television franchise (The Bachelor and The Bachelorette), he just launched his own line of menswear, he's the host of Miss America, he has a book deal in the works, and now he's about to launch his own wine line. It's all happening, you guys!
Chris just signed with 3 Arts Entertainment Management, who will represent him along with WME (his agent) as he heads to some backwoods vineyard and crushes grapes with his bare feet. We have no doubt that reality television's resident pimp will create a wine that's fragrant, aromatic, and infused with roses, but dude has some serious competition. Let's not forget that Bachelor Ben Flajnik is the proud owner of Envolve Wine, and we're thinking Ben's middle-parted hair will flop itself into a rage when he finds out about Chris' plan.
In other news, we seriously cannot wait to taste the fruits of Chris Harrison's labor, and the rest of Bachelor Nation is right there with us. Just think of the possibilities! Not only will future contestants on Bachelor and Bachelorette be able to get drunk thanks to Chris (way to enable everyone, buddy), our Bachelor Nation drinking games can be taken to the next level of intoxicating.
The real question? Will Chris' exotic beverage be bottled or boxed? Because we only drink wine that comes with a straw.