The 28-year-old model wears nothing but blue bikini bottoms, draping her arm across her chest and laughing as if bare breasts are, like, the funniest thing ever. ("OMG, you guys, where did my top go?!")
The cover reads "Alegria Pura" — probably referring to Chrissy Teigen's "pure joy," but that happiness is likely shared by lustful magazine readers. (Then, we imagine, that joy turns to jealousy of Chrissy's husband, John Legend.)
Chrissy posted the cover photo on Instagram on June 25, quipping, "Como se dice 'boobs'?"
And this isn't the first high-profile magazine cover she has landed this year. Four months ago, she appeared (topless again) on Sports Illustrated's 50th Anniversary Swimsuit Issue alongside Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge.
"I started crying," she told Peopleof her reaction to being the SI cover girl. "It was a weird shaking [and] trembling, because I didn't believe it."
Well hey, we're all in favor of her stripping down if that's what makes her feel good! If you've got it, flaunt it!
Watch the video above to see Chrissy and her fellow lovely models trip down during a photoshoot in the Philippines.