Of all the girls on The Bachelor 2014, Clare Crawley was one of the very first to make a big impression on us. Oh, and on Juan Pablo Galavis, since he gave Clare the primero 1-on-1 date, all the way back on Episode 2, over a month ago. But now that we’re looking forward to February 24’s Hometown Dates episode, we have to start talking about what Clare could possibly do with him in her city.
First of all, you should know from her name titles that appear every time she’s onscreen that she’s from Sacramento. In case you didn’t do a lot of geography studyin’ in school, that’s the capitol of California, y’all. Obviously, that means that if Juan Pablo comes to her town, they should definitely go to the capitol building and, like, do Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions in memory of Cali’s best governor ever.
Next, maybe they could go to a Sacramento Kings’ basketball game, since Juan Pablo loves sports, and Clare loves Juan Pablo. And then, after that, maybe they should just do activities that don’t involve alone time in large bodies of water (never forget Vietnam), meaning they should stay out of the Sacramento River and the American River, which converge in Sactown. Then, perhaps they could head to nearby Folsom to visit the prison where Johnny Cash recorded his iconic CD and think about life as a married couple! Fun!
Whatever they do, we’re sure Clare would be glad just to get some extra time with her favorite makeout buddy. As long as that DVD from her dad doesn’t come into play, we’re cool with it.