Corey Simms Grows Out His Beard! Just How Long Is It Now? (PHOTO)
We have some harrowing news about Corey Simms's facial hair, as if your body definitely isn't ready for this news. Basically, Leah Messer’s ex is well on his way to completing his transformation into a member of ZZ Top, and has grown the craziest beard ever. Last time we checked on this Teen Mom 2 baby daddy, his facial hair situation was alarming, but we were fairly sure he could still be saved. Not so much anymore.
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Behold, this totally adorable photo of Corey and his wife, Miranda Bridget, posing for an intimate portrait with Miranda's mortal enemy, The Beard. While she is all smiles in this snapshot, we can see the fear behind Miranda’s eyes. That unruly crop of facial hair is trying to take over her man's face and who knows what kind of food particles, moonshine droplets, and animals it might be hiding within its quarters. Corey might even be keeping a set of spare spoons in there just in case he feels the need to clank them.
The good news? Corey is still rocking his signature baseball hat, and it appears as though he's added a pair of sunglasses into the mix! So good to see him making such fashion-forward decisions — he's a true inspiration for facial hair enthusiasts all over the world.
Also, if this dude doesn't dress up as Santa for his twin daughters, Ali and Aliannah, during Christmas, we'll be sorely disappointed.
What do you think of Corey's beard — hot or absolutely not? Weigh in below!