Lifelong friendship is the greatest prize on Dancing With the Stars. Because, seriously, that Mirror Ball trophy is super cheap — Season 2 winner Drew Lachey once said it was a choking hazard for his kids. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi wouldn’t want that around 1-year-old son, Lorenzo.
We were devastated to see Snooki and Sasha Farber leave the ballroom on Week 7, but they made memories for a lifetime.
Since they joked about Snooki being a squirrel monkey or chihuahua, it would’ve been funny if she sent him a stuffed dog as a goodbye gag gift. But that’s even cheaper than the Mirror Ball trophy and Snooki is now a classy fashionista mama. So when she sends gifts they’re worthy of a "star."
Nice! Isn’t that thoughtful — and high quality? David Yurman is no slouch. Our Snooki is a good egg.
If Sasha wants to keep the gift game going, he could go to a toy store and get her a little space shuttle as a “pocket rocket.” Or do something classier — we’re obviously not up to this standard.
Do you miss Snooki and Sasha in the ballroom? We should see them again on the finale! In the meantime, catch the next episode of Dancing With the Stars on Monday, November 11 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC.