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Dancing With the Stars 2013 kicked off Season 16 with a night of highs, lows, and plenty of WTF moments. If you don't believe us, just ask Dancing With the Stars superfan, Deena Cortese! The former Jersey Shore star knows good dancing when she sees it — Jersey Turnpike anyone? — so in an exclusive video recap for Wetpaint Entertainment, Deena dished on her favorite dances from Week 1 and revealed her pick for Season 16's Mirror Ball champion. (Hint: It's not Real Housevives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump!)

"I was really surprised with Lisa Vanderpump," Deena said. "I thought she was going to be awesome with all her ballroom experience, but I guess not." But don't worry, Giggy fans! Deena is positive her "little English McMuffin" is going to do much better in Week 2 when she and pro partner Gleb Savchenko do the jive.

But Lisa isn't the only celeb who could use some work. "D.L. Hughley was overthinking his moves way too much," Deena said. "I think he was getting lost." Our fave meatball also said "Wynonna Judd could have had more attitude." Call us crazy, but we totally agree with our girl Deena!

So who is this guidette voting for? "Ingo [Rademacher] is amazing! I felt like I was watching Dirty Dancing. It was such a sexy dance!" 

"Aly Raisman was awesome! I think she has a little meatball in her — shaking her butt!"

Last but certainly not least, Andy Dick also made Deena's list of potential Mirror Ball winners. "He really surprised me," she said.

Check out Deena's full DWTS recap below. Do you agree with Deena? Let us know in the comments!

Catch Dancing With the Stars on Mondays at 8 p.m. ET and Tuesdays at 9 p.m. ET on ABC.  

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