Credit: Adam Taylor/ABC Television Group © 2011 Disney Photo: Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy on the DWTS Finale, Samba: Hit

What goes down must come up?

It’s been about three weeks since the Dancing With the Stars Season 12 finale, and a friend of runner-up Kirstie Alley has told the National Enquirer — the industry’s most reliable source — that she’s already losing her new slim figure.

“She's put on about 12 pounds since the DWTS finale on May 24, and doesn't show any signs of slowing down,” the “friend” told the Enquirer, via The Daily Mail. “Her body looks bloated, her face appears puffy and swollen — and the double chins have returned.”

Jeez, some “friend,” right?

According to the story, Kirstie has been eating her way through New York City (like an uber-chic Godzilla), returning to “her bad old ways” out of loneliness because she doesn’t have a significant other.

Really? She seems to have tons of significant others — all hot young guys, including her DWTS pro partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy. If anyone should be lonely, it’s the millions of women who are not enjoying Kirstie Alley’s life.

Source: The Daily Mail