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DWTS Season 13, Week 8 Costumes: Ricki Lake & Derek Hough, Instant Jive: Hit

Dancing With the Stars folks say the darndest things — even when they’re not so sick of each other they want to get married. Here are our ten favorite quotes from DWTS Season 13, Week 8.

10. Tristan MacManus [in DanceCenter spoof]: "You're the turd person to do this to me today. I'm sick of this place!"
But we loved having you, Irish! You were our favorite pro, not the second or the turd...

9. Hope Solo: "Len has always been a teammate of mine."
It’s just that “always” is reviewed and renewed on a weekly basis.

8. Maksim Chmerkovskiy's dad [on Maks as a mama’s boy]: "You look like girl and you just cried a lot."
Well, Hope did say Maks is the girliest guy she’s ever met...

7. Kenny Mayne [on Rob Kardashian]: "He’s lasted longer on this show than his sister’s marriage."
And if Rob wins, he and Cheryl get a complimentary divorce.

6. Len Goodman [to Nancy Grace]: "It’s midnight and it’s time to go home."
Let’s hope Len doesn’t say that to all the girls.

5. Maks: "Thank you, Len. I love you, Len."
That kiss was just for a 9 — you give him a 10, he’ll squeeze your butt like Tom’s.

4. Nancy [to Tristan]: "We're both tired of each other, we should just get married."
We KNEW that was her secret agenda — one husband at a time, Nancy.

3. Len [on Rob]: "I had a good look at your buttocks." [To Bruno Tonioli] "I bet you had a good look at his buttocks."
Bruno: "I was looking at his bum all the time."
Weirdly enough, no one made this much fuss over Kim Kardashian's butt.

2. Kenny [describing Derek Hough]: "He's a lot like Mark Ballas except that he's blond and not nearly as creepy."
Derek should update his resumé to include this exact description.

1. Ricki Lake [looking at Derek]: "I want to nail that so badly!"
Congrats! You finally ARE the Kirstie Alley of Season 13 — and Derek is your Maks.

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