Credit: Hellmuth Dominguez/ Pacific Coast News Photo: Kirstie Alley in LA on March 28, 2011

Last week Kirstie Alley did promise On the Red Carpet a wardrobe malfunction, but we all kinda assumed she meant upstairs, not downstairs.

"I am so shocked that, A, I'm playing football instead of dancing,” Kirstie told On the Red Carpet. “It's like I keep getting tackled. This is not good. I mean, I've watched Dancing With the Stars every season. Nobody's shoes come off! It's like, stupid."

Next week she suggests she and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy do a comedy dance that's supposed to be funny instead of accidentally funny. Then she blames her "voodoo hair" for the problems.

On a good note, Maks says his legs are fine and his ego has healed. Last week he did not want to talk about the tumble they took during their Rumba. This week, Kirstie seems fine going on about her Cinderella moment.

As Kirstie told Entertainment Weekly about her recent show mishaps, "I don’t know what you do in these situations! I’m going to write a book about this. I just feel like I want to be the people who dance well. First week, we were the people who danced really well. And somehow along [the way] we’ve become the freak show. The freak show is good but we need to take the dancing up a notch.”

Do you think she will write a book about this? And, be honest, in the cynical part of your brain, aren’t you thinking some of this might be exaggerated or even on purpose just to keep her name in the headlines?

Source: On the Red Carpet;  Entertainment Weekly

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