We're inching closer and closer to the
biggest voting conspiracy since the 2000 elections finale of DWTS Season 11, which means we're mere dance steps away from Bristol Palin and her partner Mark Ballas taking home the Mirror Ball trophy and announcing that they're in love. OK, wishful thinking. But with all the PDA we've seen from these two over the past few weeks, we think it's just about time that Bristol got over her Levi heartbreak and moved on to a man who actually cares about her... and who can dip her real low. Let's lay out the Mark vs. Levi competition:
Would you rather date a guy (Levi) who thinks he's selling himself with this description: "I'm a f***in' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey." or a guy like Mark who can play Britney Spears' "Toxic" on his guitar AND get down to it on the dance floor? Hmm...
Levi: 1 point for calling it like it is (a redneck)
Mark: 5 for being a double threat
How can we ever forget the image branded onto all of our precious minds of Levi baring it all for Playgirl?
We don't really need to go into why Mark dominates in the moves category. Have you seen his Quickstep? Enough said.
Levi: 1 point for having the cajones to do Playgirl in this day and age when he could've just released a sex tape
Mark: 5 for obvious reasons
PDA and General Lovey Dovey Behavior:
Sure, Levi was all cutesy with Bristol on the campaign trail, but as soon as the cameras went away, we saw no love from this baby daddy, whereas Mark takes every encounter with Bristol as an opportunity to smooch her.
Bristol needs a guy who's willing to embrace all of Sarah Palin and her glory. Mark seems to be the only one (other than one lucky TV crew at TLC) who's willing to spend a weekend with her at this point. (Levi might be the true winner here.)
Levi: 1 for standing by her during campaign time
Mark: 3 for embracing all the Palins equally
Bristol and Mark should date. For reals. And here are 5 more reasons why.
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