AbstiNONSENSE: Bristol Palin & Mark Ballas Dating?

It's hard to remember such a foreign concept, but there was definitely a time not too long ago that Little Miss Raunchy Bristol was an innocent teen activist. Here at the premiere of DWTS, Mark Ballas goes in for his first (and certainly not his last) full frontal cheek kiss and thigh-grope. Oh, Bristol — how does it feel to go from abstinence activist to gyration activist?