Dancing With the Stars 2013 Dream Cast

Some of us are still upset that Hottie Dimples was not named the Season 17 Bachelor (as originally spoiled). He won Ali Fedotowsky's heart on The Bachelorette Season 6, partly with his sexy salsa dancing, partly with his dimples, and partly because he’s a total gentleman. The former baseball player is now selling insurance in San Diego, but he's been keeping fit and looks, if anything, better than ever. He'd bring a nice crossover audience from Bachelor Nation (which occupies the same Monday night timeframe when DWTS is off season) and probably work well with any pro but ... maybe Chelsie Hightower? She danced with Jake Pavelka back on Season 10. Roberto is definitely an upgrade.