A day before Teen Mom porn princess Farrah Abraham checked herself into rehab for alcohol, 16 and Pregnant star Danielle Cunningham decided to toast the reality star’s decision with an all-night drinking fest ... all by her lonesome.
“Ive decided to get drunk by myself tonight.. How lame am i. #ohwell,” she tweeted on June 30.
We’re not really sure why this mother of two was so set on having a solo party, but she seemed extra determined.
“I want to know why ONE SINGLE Blast Colt 45 gets me so drunk,” Danielle continued. Sigh, do we have to explain how alcohol works? Well Dani, when a girl and a bottle love each other a little too much, bad decisions are born!
At least Danielle was conscious of the effects of alcohol. “I wonder if ill be able to spell my tweets correctly by the end of the night..,” she tweeted. Why start now? We kid ... but seriously.
And don’t worry, Danielle’s no longer breast feeding newborn Jayleigh Rae. She told a concerned fan that she’d stopped the day before, saying, “stopped yesterday. My boobs were touching my chin and WAY to uncomfortable for the job i work. Im very depressed about it.”
After hours of waiting and wondering, Danielle finally put us out of our misery and tweeted, “Nvm im not getting drunk lol i just never am really up to it.”
Phew, thank goodness we know what happened! There’s really much better things to do on a Sunday night. Despicable Me 2 came out this weekend, after all!
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