“Do Farmers Not Wear Tampons?” and More Quotes from Khloe & Lamar Season 1, Episode 4
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“Do Farmers Not Wear Tampons?” and More Quotes from Khloe & Lamar Season 1, Episode 4

In Episode 4 of Khloe and Lamar, Rob and Jamie fight for Lamar’s affection, Khloe ponders how farmers take care of their periods, and Malika quits her job as Khlo’s assistant. We were hard pressed to pick just 10 quotes from the show, but here they are — the best of the best from Episode 4:

10. Who’s he callin’ a friend?

Jamie (to Rob): Never rat on your friends — always keep your mouth shut, dude.

9. We’re from straight parents ourselves. (Ba-dum-bum!)

Jamie: Rob turns into this jealous bitch. I want him just to understand how it is to be from Queens.

8. Aw, rats!

Rob: What the f--k is this cheese doing on my floor, Khloe?

7. It’s nice to have such supportive friends.

Rob (to Malika): Miami, Atlanta — they have a great calling for you in the strip club industry.

6. No comment.

Malika (to Khloe): I’m a little smarter than you think I am.

5. Girl crush?

Malika (to Khloe): My whole life is you, I just need time to figure out me.

Khloe: I never said you weren’t smart.

4. So true.

Khloe: Lamar is like, the ‘it’ person to date and Jamie and Rob are fighting to, like… be his girlfriend.

3. Too bad!

Khloe: My house is not a hotel, it’s not gonna be a free-for-all… all these little whores are gonna be waiting outside the gate?

2. Ouch!

Khloe (to Rob): You are basically a girl, you were brought up with all women and that’s why you are such a co*k-blocker.

1. Leave it to Khloe...

Khloe (to Rob): Do farmers not wear tampons?

05.2.2011 / 10:38 PM EDT by Caitlin O'Toole
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