Guys, it was only a matter of time before this happened: Downton Abbey has a porn parody. With Downton’s entertainment staying power, can we really be shocked some industrious adult filmmaker finally realized the kind of magic at hand — both upstairs and down?
The movie’s cover alone speaks volumes, and by “speaks” we mean make enough noise that the the neighbors start to bang on the wall.
Set at Bottomley Manor, the film stars Lord and Lady Grabhem and their “two young promiscuous stepdaughters” Abby and Fanny. (We’re guessing Fanny’s the Edith in this scenario seeing as she didn’t get the title spot.) The family decides to host a dinner party unlikely any the Crawleys have ever even thought of, inviting some of their more adventurous friends.
Meanwhile, it’s mainly a one-man job downstairs, which is perfect since there’s a servant on staff named Master Bates.
In case you’re not sold on the creators’ respect for Downton, never fear. The studio behind the film is British! In fact, the DVD will only be available to purchase in adult shops located in the United Kingdom starting April 1. Not that, um, we expect that’ll keep people from finding it elsewhere, too.
Source: Harmony Films on Twitter