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Who knew an high-brow period piece could be as addictive as Downton Abbey? Every fan is clamoring for spoilers about highly-anticipated Season 3 (airing now in the UK), so let’s dive right in. Here’s a roundup of admittedly-vague teasers for Episode 6, provided by Digital Spy... with some of our pithiness thrown in for good measure!

  • “It seems so petty to miss a good _________,” says one character. What could go in the blank? “Maggie Smith one-liner”? “Musical segue”? “GTL routine”?
  • Someone may be driven to tears by a foxtrot. (And no, this person is not a Dancing With the Stars judge.)
  • “It’s so nice of you to say __________” Digital Spy censors the word in question with two asterisks, meaning it probably comprises two letters. “Me”? “OK”? Our favorite Words with Friends game-changer, “qi”?
  • Tom’s new baby name is more controversial than Uma Thurman’s.
  • Daisy receives an offer she (maybe) can’t refuse.
  • Ethel seeks to improve her culinary skills and enlists Paula Deen. OK, only half of that is true.
  • Robert is “flabbergasted” when one character breaks one of the cardinal rules of etiquette and talks religion at the dinner table.
  • Violet has a secret agenda. But — shocker! — for good.
  • Dr. Clarkson might break his hardy moral compass for the sake of “the greater good.”
  • When their Free Bates plan hits a roadblock, Anna tells Bates not to do anything “stupid.” (In other news, doesn’t “free-bates” sound like an Extreme Couponing term?)

Source: Digital Spy 

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