Word on the street — and by "the street" we mean "Miley Cyrus's mouth" — is that she lost her $100,000 engagement ring from ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. In an interview with the UK magazine Love, Miley admits that she has no idea where the tiny ring that costs as much as a Porsche has wandered off to.
Wait, she does have a tiny inkling of an idea: “Don’t know, think it’s in the shower.” (Does she mean in the drain? What is she doing with it in there, anyway?)
When Miley and Liam initially broke it off, we came up with some useful ideas for the rock, but none of them appear to have come true. Anyway, since Miley's not totally sure the ring's in the shower, we thought we could all come up with some ideas for what actually may have happened to it.
She Had it Made Into a Grill. Miley in a grill is uncomfortable enough without adding some romantic baggage to it, but hey, why not?
It's In the Pocket of Her Other Fur Coat. Miley has at least two furs. We forget our keys in our other hoodie pocket all the time. It happens to the best of us.
She's Using it as a Smoking Cessation Device. Engagement ring turned teething ring? Sometimes we need to bust out some big guns to kick the nicotine habit, as Miley says she just did.
Some Jerk Stole It. We mean, it is worth $100,000, which is a lot of money to someone who isn't Miley Cyrus. And the cops were just over at her house.
It's the Fanciest Guitar Pick in the World. Hey, you can make credit cards into guitar picks. So why not rings?
Vote or share your ideas in the poll below, then elaborate in the comments!