Bachelorette 2014 Episode 5 Spoiler Roundup: Marseilles, Mimes, and Man Drama
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Bachelorette 2014 Episode 5 Spoiler Roundup: Marseilles, Mimes, and Man Drama

It’s been a long week off for us, without Andi Dorfman’s beautiful face and “stop it” soundtrack gracing our screens, but it’s all over now. The Bachelorette Season 10 returns on Monday, June 16, and this time, they’ve left U.S. soil in favor of France. So, what happens after the passports are stamped and the hearts are fluttering in French? So much. Let’s discuss.

After his superb showing in the Episode 4 group date, rose-getter Brian Osborne finally gets his chance at love with Andi when he scores a 1-on-1 date. According to this sneak peek, it has its ups and downs. On her other solo time, she and kiss-grunter Josh Murray hit the high seas for a day on a fancy sailboat (#JustLikeRealLifeRight). Is it all physical-physical, or do they have more? Andi does hint that she might be falling in love...

On a group date, things get super awkward for some reason — perhaps because she’s on a group date with a bunch of dudes dressed as mimes who can’t talk and want to steal her time? — but one of them stands out. JJ O’Brien finally follows a certain host’s advice and makes his moments count.

But some dudes don’t know that whole rule about not fighting like jerks over silly things, even though they all look like they were in a frat…. We’re talking to you, Andrew Poole, Marquel Martin, Cody Sattler, and Nick Viall. Previews for the episode show that when push comes to shove, they choose yelling. So, look forward to that…

In the end, three guys have to hop a plane back to their real lives when Andi decides to say au revoir. But while they’re still in her rearview, Andi’s looking to her future, heading to the boot for Episode 6 in Venice, Italy. She’ll lose two more guys on the June 23 episode, and we’re weeping (silently, cuz mimes) into our handkerchief. But honestly, we’re already thinking way far into July, when Andi picks her prince charming and it’s all over but the wedding bells.

Tune in on Monday, June 16 at 8 p.m. ET/PT to watch it all play out!