“Everyone’s Going to Die”: Top 10 Quotes from Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, Episode 14
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“Everyone’s Going to Die”: Top 10 Quotes from Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, Episode 14

We weren’t expecting the Kardashian gang to be so morbid on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, Episode 14, but they certainly let loose some quotable phrases during their family excursion of picking out future burial plots.

That being said, here are our top 10 faves!

Anger Management
Khloe: I wasn't given a Rubik's cube when I was younger because I get very angry, frustrated, and I threw it at things.

Animals Are Just Like Us, Sweetie
Mason (on Fruity and Pebbles the fish): Why are they eating cereal in there?

Final Resting Place
Kris: Everyone’s going to die.
Bruce: I’ll actually get some peace and quiet. It will be great!

The Funeral Biz Makes a Killing
Khloe: Oh, the funeral business, now there's a way you could extort us! Yeah, let's make some commissions on those plots, baby.

Having an Epic Afterlife
Kim: I'm into the mausoleum. Go hard or go home.

Dying in Style
Kim: Why not go out and have like a fab resting place?

The Bash of a Lifetime
Rob (on Kris’s funeral planning): It’s like she’s trying to plan a party.

Looking Out for Number One
Kourtney (to Kim, about why she is not Mason’s guardian): You are all about Kim right now.

Keeping It Real
(to Kourtney, about how she should talk to Mason about his dead fish): There is life. There is death. Fishies go to heaven.

Oedipus Complex Much?
Kris (on Rob’s tattoo of her face): Sweet, but a little crazy.

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08.21.2012 / 03:11 AM EDT by Amanda Bell
Related: The Kardashians, Keeping Up With the Kardashians

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