Farrah Abraham to Compete on Dancing with the Stars?! –– Report
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Farrah Abraham to Compete on Dancing with the Stars?! –– Report

Breaking news: all your dreams are about to come true. In fact, today is almost as amazing as the day Farrah Abraham decided to name her children's book "Passy Perfume." Why, you ask? Because word on the street is that Farrah's about to sashay herself silly as a contestant on ABC's Dancing with the Stars!

We'll give you a moment to process this glorious nugget of informational gold.

Ready? OK! According to a new report from Hollywood Life, Farrah may join the show's 17th season along with a slew of famous faces. "So far, they are awaiting confirmations from John Stamos, former baseball player Jason Varitek, Paula Deen, Backdoor Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil, a WWE Superstar, Bella Thorne and Seth MacFarlane!" a source tells Hollywood Life. "They are hoping for confirmations soon, but it’s coming down to the last minute. None of these people are definites, but they have been asked and it’s in their hands.”

Can you imagine a world where Farrah Abraham, Paula Deen, Uncle Jesse and the leathery broad known as Tan Mom shake it like a polaroid picture on the same stage? It's almost too good to be true! And we all know how amazing Farrah looks in sparkly corsets and spandex. It's like she was born to compete on DWTS!

Of course, we're not entirely sure that Farrah actually knows how to dance, but that's beside the point. Her backdoor's too bootylicious for all y'alls.

Do you think Farrah will agree to compete on Dancing with the Stars, or will she pass up the opportunity for bigger and better things? You know, like another on-screen romp with James Deen.

Tune into Good Morning America on September 4 to find out if Farrah made the cut!

Source: Hollywood Life

08.21.2013 / 12:00 AM EDT by Mehera Bonner
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