Farrah Abraham Describes Her Perfect First Date … in Dubai!
Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham is about to embark on a whirlwind PR tour, starting with an appearance in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. on May 31, where she'll celebrate her 22nd birthday and sign autographs at an erotica convention. No, really. Now that she's a world-famous porn star thanks to her "private tape made public," everyone wants a piece of Farrah Superstar.
Despite her newfound fame and success, the Iowa native continues to struggle in the romance department and we're finally starting to understand why (aside from the obvious).
Turns out, Farrah's got impossibly high standards. Although she says she looks for men who are "confident, stable, well-balanced, intelligent, and humorous," it seems there's another item on her ever-growing checklist — a big you-know-what! Uh, wallet, people. Get your head out of the gutter.
"Epic dream date," Farrah mused in a recent interview with BrowardPalmBeach.com. "Let's meet in Dubai and have dinner by the ocean … the rest that follows will be equally as intriguing."
Meet in Dubai? Seriously, girl?! We hope to god you're joking.
But in all fairness Farrah might not realize that Dubai is located halfway across the world (some people in our nation don't have maps) and since lots of celebs frequent the Middle Eastern city (cough, Kim Kardashian, cough) she might be under the mistaken impression that it's super accessible. Spoiler alert: It's not. Rooms at Dubai's famous Burj Al Arab hotel start around $1500 a night per person, with suites costing up to $20,000!
Look, we get it — the idea of being whisked away on an exotic first date is really romantic, but most guys like to start with a simple meal, preferably one that doesn't require a passport and an offshore bank account.
Do you think Farrah's setting her standards too high or does every girl deserve a first date in one of the most expensive cities in the world? Dish it below, Teen Mom fans!