In case you've forgotten, pseudo porn star / pasta sauce producer, Farrah Abraham, is writing a Christian parenting book. Not to be confused with her forthcoming erotic novel series, Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making. Again, completely different books.
You see, while many plebeians associate Farrah with vaginal molds and Passy Perfume, this girl is actually best known for being a fabulous mother to her daughter, Sophia. Say what you will about that one time Farrah secretly waxed Sophia's unibrow, but girlfriend is a dedicated mom, and apparently she's also super Christian. So it just makes sense for her to put two and two together!
"My parents didn’t really help me get any closer to God, it was my own choice and I just see a lot of good things happening and I only want good things for everybody else," Farrah recently told Starcasm.
"So if I could say that through a type of Christian parenting book, I think that’s something that wouldn’t hurt them, it would help them and their children. It would give them a kind of support and guide to use throughout their journey in life together and I would just be happy to share that."
We are all so #blessed. Sure, last time we checked Jesus wasn't like "go forth and make a sex tape!" but Farrah's doing her best.
"I have to say faith is a big part of my life. I’m not perfect, I think that’s just life," Farrah explained. "There’s really no perfect Christian. I go to church as often as possible and I have great Christian friends — and those aren’t the ones who say they’re Christian and then act like other…"
Amen to that. And speaking of Christians, let's not forget about Farrah's plans to become a nun. We believe her exact quote was, "I want to be a virgin forever — or a nun.” She’s the gift that keeps on giving, guys. Gift that keeps on giving.
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