Farrah Abraham Makes a New Twitter Handle For Her Sex Toys!
Stop everything you're doing (other than reading this article) and head over to Twitter, where you'll find Saint Farrah Abraham's latest handle, which happens to be devoted to her line of sex toys. Because obviously they deserve their own Twitter, guys, how could you even question that?
In case you're scratching your head in confusion and saying, "Wait...isn't Farrah becoming a nun?" Here's the deal. Farrah teamed up with the folks at Topco to create a personalized line of sex toys (read: pleasure products) that replicate her body parts.
That's right, soon you'll be able to buy Farrah's backdoor. Dreams really do come true! (P.S. you can head over to Topco's NSFW press release to learn more details.)
We imagine that Farrah's line of toys will be hitting the shelves any day now, at least according to their new Twitter handle, FarrahsSexyToys. "This summer's going to be even hotter than you think!" Farrah tweeted on the new handle. "I'm releasing my toys with .@topcosales soon! Very soon!"
Oh good, so glad these bad boys will be around in time for Christmas 2014. Now we know what to buy our friends and family! You're welcome, everyone.
Will you check out Farrah's sex toys, or are your eyeballs still recovering from Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom? Let us know below!