The day we've been dreading waiting for is finally upon us. A sneak peek at Farrah Abraham's groundbreaking spread in macabre magazine Girls and Corpses has just been revealed, which means those of you who want nothing more than to see Farrah fondling a dead body are in luck!
Check out this beautiful and totally classy (albeit grainy) photo of Farrah wearing a skimpy bikini while chilling out with a rotting body.
Remind you of anything? Apparently this spooky-scary pic is a take on the famous painting American Gothic by Iowa native Grant Wood. Get it? Because Farrah's from Iowa! Naturally, Farrah's take on American Gothic is way more amazing than the actual painting, and should probably be bought by The Louvre to replace The Mona Lisa.
“I think this is the craziest," Farrah mused to RadarOnline.com shortly after posing for the femurific mag. "Girls and Corpses is one of the best magazine shoots I have ever been apart of. It was amazing and tons of fun. Tons of, your body this way, that way.”
So when can you get your hands on Farrah's issue of Girls and Corpses? That would be December — right in time for Christmakkah!
You're welcome forever for this holiday miracle, world. Also, we'd like to issue a public apology to Santa and his elves.