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Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham loves nothing more than shocking her fans. First she blinded everyone during Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, then she blinded everyone again with her NSFL line of sex toys, and then she caused everyone to collectively side-eye their computers by making herself an Amazon "wish list."

Yep, Farrah spends her time asking fans to buy her presents, and shockingly some of them are actually obliging. Check out the collection of swag that a sweet fan gave to our girl Farrah at an Exxxotica event, which includes a skimpy pink negligee and matching thong (why, Teen Mom gods, why?!), nipple pasties (nope, we just can't…), a recorder, and a shot glass. Classy!

"I just got this from a fan:)" Farrah tweeted. "#lingerie #shotglass #recorder #pasties LMAO hmmmm…"

Not sure what Farrah needs a recorder for, but we can only assume she's turning the tables on the pesky paparazzi. You're about to be served, guys! By the way, as vaguely creepy as these presents are, it's sweet that Farrah's showing her appreciation by posting about them on Twitter. And thank god she didn't feel the need to deck herself out in those pasties to do so. There's only so much we can take before our retinas explode.