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Please prepare your bodies, because Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham is hitting up The Doctors to chat about her new line of sex toys! And her sex tape. And her favorite topic, sex, duh.

In case you've been living under a rock, Farrah filmed a porno called Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom with The Canyons' James Deen, and now she's launching a line of sex toys molded after her girl parts. We'll give you a moment to process this alarming information.

Aaand, moving on.

Farrah's drastic life changes have been a source of controversy and WTFs in the media, and she's taking the opportunity to explain herself on The Doctors. In this sneak peek clip, Farrah describes her sex toy line as "positive, healthy, and fun for other couples who have sex lives or are expressing their sexuality."  

Sounds amazing, but we know what you're thinking: Doesn't Farrah have a 4-year-old daughter who's totally traumatized by her mom's X-rated life? Clinical sexologist Dr. Rachael Ross asked Farrah whether Sophia knows about her latest business venture, and Farrah set the record straight. "I would hope not," she said, adding "that's an adult conversation, not a child conversation."

Phew. Now we don't have to worry about poor Sophia's childhood being ruined by Farrah's extracurricular activities! Until she realizes what the Internet is and Google searches the words "Farrah Abraham" and "backdoor."

Source: The Doctors