Remember back in the day when NSFL clips from Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom would haunt your dreams and you'd wake up in a sweaty panic? Those were such innocent times. Now Farrah Abraham has taken her love for erotica one step further with a brand new line of silicone sex toys molded from her own lady parts.
We've been processing the news for a few weeks now (spending so much money on therapy, to be honest), but many of Farrah's fans/haters just can't come to terms with her latest entrepreneurial pursuit.
You might think Farrah's line of pleasure parts is completely horrifying and self-indulgent, but think again. Turns out this girl is just doing her part to save your marriage.
"I save marriages," Farrah tweeted on October 15 along with a promo for her toys. "I add that spice in your life, unknown to me & you, this is life get ready for #Pleasure."
Hear that guys? Your marriage is falling apart because you don't own a plastic replica of Farrah's baby maker. Luckily, her goods will be ready to purchase any week now, which means this will be the best holiday season ever.
Do you think Farrah's new line of sex toys will save marriages, or has girlfriend completely lost her mind? Either way, we can't wait for these bad boys to hit the shelves. Mostly because we've spent thousands of dollars on protective eyewear, and it better pay off.