Stop everything you're doing and get #prayforfarrah trending. Why? Because our favorite porn star, former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, seems to be dealing with an unfaithful boyfriend — at least according to her latest Keek. This backdoor beauty has been dating Orlando-based DJ Brian Dawe for the past five months, and they took their relationship public right in time for Halloween (their PDA session was basically the scariest thing ever). However, it appears that Brian may be cheating on Farrah!
"What if you realized your man is cheating on you?" Farrah mused to her legions of backdoor-luvin' fans. "Would you stay through and be like 'He's gonna choose me or some other person, and like let's work through this?' Or would you just say 'That's shady, goodbye, disgusting, you're gross?' Or like are you hurt and sad and you're not gonna date for a while? Like, what would happen if your man's cheating on you? Answer!"
Oh em gee, we're so worried. Despite the fact that Farrah didn't name names, it seems pretty obvious that she's sub-Keeking Brian (yes, that's a thing). We have no idea why this dude would ever want to mack on anything other than Farrah's surgically enhanced kissers, but maybe he freaked out about being in the spotlight and hooked up with some other random porn star while having an existential crisis.
Do you think DJ Brian Dawe is cheating on Farrah with a mere plebeian, or do you think Farrah simply felt the need to muse about infidelity on Keek? Weigh in below and tell us your theories! Sigh, Farrah's such a mystery to us all, y'all.