It's January 2014, and you know what that means. Farrah Abraham's line of sex toys from Topco Sales will be introduced any day now! We've been preparing our eyeballs for this moment, but in all likelihood they'll spontaneously combust at the first sight of one of Farrah's many cyberskin products.
In case you've blocked it out, Farrah teamed up with Topco to create a personalized line of pleasure products that replicate her body parts.
The line is set to be released sometime in January, and though specific details are "top secret," Topco's latest teaser promotes three products in particular. Click here for the NSFW deets. Each product is modeled after our girl Farrah, who's seen posing on the product packaging.
At this point, we assume you're reaching for the smelling salts, so we'll give you a moment to process this information. In the meantime, head over to Topco's NSFW website for more information about Farrah's line, and check back in with Wetpaint Entertainment for information about when you can buy up her goods!
Source: Topco Sales