In case you missed it, Farrah Abraham has found yet another dog to dress in Pampers. This backdoor babe was recently spotted shopping for a new pooch in a Fort Lauderdale puppy store (igniting fear in the hearts of hundreds of puppies while doing so), and it looks like she purchased some sweet, innocent pomeranian as an early birthday present to her daughter, Sophia.
Despite the fact that fans are slightly concerned about the fate of this poor creature, Farrah enthusiastically filmed a Keek video in order to gush about the new addition to her family, revealing this critter's name while doing so!
"I was in Florida and I got my little baby an early birthday present surprise," she exclaimed. "And his name is Blue!"
Sigh. At this time, we'd like to issue a public apology to Blue Ivy Carter and her future descendents. We imagine Beyonce and Jay Z will sue Farrah for copyright infringement any day now, but until then let's form a prayer circle and say a few words for Farrah's pooch.
With any luck, this pup will actually be potty trained (unlike Farrah's last dog, god rest its soul), and who knows? Maybe it will even become BFFs with Sophia! Let's just hope this friendly fella doesn't accidentally watch Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom, because it's going to be epically difficult training a legally blind puppy.