Extremely important news from Farrah Abraham's backdoor. This notorious Teen Mom star / author of the questionably titled children's book Passy Perfume has just announced that she'll be celebrating her 23rd birthday at Pacha NYC on May 31 — aka the most important night of your life.
Tickets for this life-changing event are just $25, and not only will fans get to hang out with Saint Farrah herself, they'll get a sneak peek at her new sex book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making, which we expect to prematurely win the Pulitzer Prize any day now. But that's not all! According to a new inspirational Keek video from Farrah, she won't be the only celebrity at her birthday bash...
"Hello good looking!" Farrah keeked to no one in particular. "So, there is a sexy week coming up in New York City, and I can say that because every party has the word "sexy" in it! So, of course, you know my sexy 23rd birthday bash with some awesome celebrities from all your favorite networks — Bravo, E!, VH1, MTV. They're gonna be there supporting my birthday!"
Oh em gee, Farrah is so #blessed and #lucky and #famous. Of course, there's no word yet as to which celebrities from the various reality networks will make an appearence, but here is our wish list: Bravo's Teresa Giudice, E!'s best Kim Kardashian impersonator, VH1's Taylor Armstrong (who Farrah starred alongside on Couples Therapy), and MTV's entire cast of Buckwild.
Who do you think will show up to Farrah's soiree? Dish your theories in the comments!