Credit: Farrah Abraham on Twitter

Future world leader Farrah Abraham is gearing up to celebrate her 23rd year on this earth, and the time has come for us to celebrate. It's just like, can you even imagine how terrible the world would be without this girl? Thank god her parents consummated their love.

Anyway, our favorite Teen Mom star is super excited about her birthday, and plans to celebrate in style at Big Apple hot-spot Pacha NYC, where she'll join a few fellow reality stars for a party, and give fans a sneak peek of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making.

Sounds pretty exciting, but something's missing. Sure, Farrah has fame fortune, but her life is far from perfect...she's missing her Prince Charming! For mysterious reasons that are totally shocking and appalling, Farrah is still single — despite hitting up VH1's Couples Therapy to work through her relationship issues. But it turns out Farrah's taking her time to find Mr. Right — and she's hoping that he'll show up to her party and pucker up!

"Damn I need to get a sexy Birthday kisssss," Farrah mused to her hordes of followers on May 27. "#SingleGirlProblems #SoSexy." Did you heard the lady? Farrah wants a sexy birthday kiss, so put on some chapstick and head down to Pacha on Saturday, May 31.

Of course, this kiss will cost you $25 (plus a $4.97 service fee), and Farrah might completely reject you — since we assume you're a mere motel and not a demi-god like her — but it's worth a shot.

Good luck, fan girls and boys!