You guys! Much like pizza and pepperoni, Farrah Abraham and froyo are a match made in heaven. All you need to know is that the magical creature affectionately known as Backdoor Teen Mom is opening a frozen yogurt joint in Austin, Texas. Not to be confused with her forthcoming sober donut eatery.
Here's what we know about Froco Fresh Frozen so far: it's family friendly, serves both fresh and frozen foods, and is scheduled to open on October 1 — though the building itself is still under construction.
And if you're wondering whether Froco has a mascot, the answer is duh. Meet "Coba the Poppin' Boba," a totally not-terrifying round ball who seems to be the product of a lemon having sex with a Care Bear (although the verdict is still out). Turns out Coba is part of Froco's "lifestyle," which is about "spreading positivity and passion to others and always keepin it poppin." Preach Farrah.
In other news, Froco will be a family-friendly establishment, which means Farrah's collection of sex toys will not be displayed next to replicas of our BFF Coba the Poppin' Boba. That being said, there is a "happy hour," which seems slightly odd considering that there's also an "interactive playground for all ages."
The folks at Starcasm report that Farrah ran her unusual concept by “others in salons, playgrounds, stores, and just everywhere" before giving it the green light. It looks like she can't wait to open this new backdoor in her journey to world domination.
So yeah, this is the best news ever in the history of the world! If you want to get in on the action, simply write Farrah a check for $200K, and you'll get your very own Froco franchise. In the words of Farrah herself, "If you're that serious and sure about the great passionate and positive feelings inside about Froco let’s get it poppin!”
We are feeling all the feels about this. What do you think of Farrah’s new restaurant? Tell us in the comments below!