Credit: Froco on Twitter

Please clutch your pearls and pray harder than you've ever prayed before, because our best friend, the cheerful mascot known as Coba The Poppin' Boba, has been defiled. That's right, the website for Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's new frozen yogurt eatery, Froco, was hacked late on the fated night on July 9, and we might never fully recover.


According to Starcasm, Froco was violated in all kinds of traumatizing ways that we need to therapeutically hash out. Not only did the site's homepage get ambushed with a scene of Farrah and her Backdoor Teen Mom co-star James Deen getting frisky along with the lyrics to classic 80s hit "You Spin Me Round," the "About" section was replaced with an additional porn video –– not staring Farrah's backdoor.

Meanwhile, Coba The Poppin' Boba was just chillin' there with his swirling rainbow cheeks, crying tears of sorrow, agony, and fear. Let's just say his Poppin' Boba will never be the same again. Nor will our eyeballs, come to think of it.

Luckily, it looks like the offending images of Farrah and James Deen have been removed from Froco's site, but this day will live on in infamy. And for those of you wondering whether Farrah has commented on the site's violation, the answer is no. Girlfriend is way too busy promoting her line of sex toys for that!

Source: Starcasm