Credit: Farrah Abraham on Twitter

We're still emotionally scarred by the fact that Farrah Abraham wasn't cast in Fifty Shades of Grey, and we're pretty sure the rest of the world is right there with us.

Considering that her resume reads "Backdoor Porn Star," it seems like this former Teen Mom would have been a shoo-in, but whatever.

At least Farrah has other things to occupy her time, like her new flick Axeman II: Overkill, her frozen yogurt mascot Boba the Poppin' Coba, and —of course — her line of X-rated sex toys.

Farrah's pleasure products were molded from her own lady parts, and include terrifying items like a "grip-on stroker." And while these bad boys have been assaulting our eyeballs for a few weeks now, we were unclear how much it would cost to buy Farrah's offerings...until now.

Turns out Farrah's backdoor will set you back more than a few benjamins, so you better start saving now. Her "full-on" product costs $198 when it's not on sale, while something terrifying called the "backdoor entry" is a whopping $449. That's almost five hundred dollars...spent on Farrah's backdoor.

We can't imagine paying so much for a sex toy, but something tells us Farrah's products are jumping off the shelves.

Are you surprised by how expensive these branded pleasure items are? Let us know in the comments!

Source: Dallas Novelty