Please prepare your body harder than you've ever prepared it before, because living legend / professional chanteuse / future Grammy winner Farrah Abraham is performing live in a nightclub near you.
That's correct, Backdoor Teen Mom is taking a break from her busy life as a stripper and frozen yogurt producer to inflict her dulcet tones on an eager audience at the 340 Nightclub in California.
The event in question? A birthday party for her publicist Johnny Donovan, which has been titled, "Farrah Abraham Stripped: All Male Revue."
All we know is that Farrah's hosting the event, but more importantly, she'll be performing her hit single "Blowin'" on stage for the first time ever. That is correct, Farrah will be blowing all her bullies away in real life.
This isn't Farrah's first time at 340 Nightclub (she celebrated the release of her sex toys there), but it is the first time you (yes, you!) will have the opportunity to see her sing in person.
That being said, if you live in the Los Angeles area, please run — don't walk — to 340 Nightclub (a "new gay high energy club") on September 27 to watch Farrah perform. Not only will you get in free if you show up before 9 p.m., there's also a meet n' greet with Farrah herself. How did we get so #Blessed?!
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