The Saintly muse known as Farrah Abraham has a brand new job, y’all! She’s a stripper at Palazio Gentlemen's Club in Austin, Texas, where she's making over $500,000 as the celebrity house feature. Talk about a dream job, right guys?!
This legendary reality star claimed to have initially taken the gig at Palazio to do "research" for upcoming projects, but it looks like she's diving head first into her job's responsibilities. And let's just say things are getting somewhat touchy-feely.
According to the stripper training video (because, yes, there is such a thing), Farrah isn't allowed to touch her clients. But apparently girlfriend isn't obeying the rules.
"Do not touch, do not talk, do not anything," Farrah explained to the folks on KLBJ The Rock of Austin. "I think I break all those rules because I'm like, 'How am I going to dance on somebody and not touch them?' and then I talk to people."
Good question, Farrah. Good question. We're not sure how Farrah will avoid touching her clients, but the image of her regaling people with her epic worldly musings while swinging around a pole is completely and utterly amazing.
We can only imagine that getting a lap dance from her is one part erotic dream come true, and one part educational seminar in literary geniusness.
Are you surprised that Farrah's a rule breaker? Hit the comments.
Source: KLBJ The Rock of Austin