"Who doesn't take the subway?" Carole Radziwill, on the other women. Oh sweet, flawless Carole. Don’t you realize you are in RHONY land now? "I'm always worried someone is going to say, 'Oh she's too happy,' and push me in front of the train." Sonja Morgan, on taking the subway. Note: This is actually what rich people think will happen if they take the subway. "Fertile Myrtle has taken a little wander into the pasture," LuAnn de Lesseps on having a baby at 47. Who is this Myrtle, what’s her story? "There's a picture of us and we literally look like we were separated at birth." Carole on looking like Steven Tyler. Just as long as Carole’s toes don’t look like Steven’s, we’re cool. "Sonja as a brand is all encompassing. You can't compartmentalize the toaster over here and the catering over here. They are one in the same!" Sonja, on her burgeoning business. We would buy a million “Sonj” toaster ovens if we could. "Let's hope this pad doesn't end up costing her $7 million." Ramona Singer, on lending Sonja a writing pad. Well, then you’d be an accessory to the drama, right Ramona?
"I love his fragrance" Ramona, on Mario Singer. Bottle that up and sell it to the masses! "I love goodie bags. You get them all the time, there is usually nothing in them, but it's just the fun of something ... free!" Sonja, on party gifts. A woman close to our cheap hearts. "I never had such a great bubble bath in my life!" Sonja on her dalliance with Harry Dubin. So, Sonja’s euphemisms for sex to date: “Dancing” and “bubble baths.” Noted!
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